Travolta, Cruise, and Ford

Long ago, I tried to convince people I was a nerdy teacher version of John Travolta:

Then I was told (by people who haven't met many white people) that I look like Tom Cruise, so I started to run with that (using his picture as mine on various teacher sites):

And, as of last week (thanks MK and CF), I have graduated to the ranks of Harrison Ford:

(Note the super-hip reference to a previous blog post!)

Finally, I have made it to the big leagues!

Indiana Jones, he diggin' up bones

I have my flaws, teachin' Newton's Laws

He has cool whip; into equations I dip

In front of others, I use white board marker

His cool hat, makes him taller, darker

But similarities between us can fill pages -

Dressed up in our Earth-tones and beiges